Just For Fun - Just Kidding!

We have a new Grill in Hanover - not Girl, Grill.

Try One of Our Many Low Quality Favorites Rust Beef Half Sour Ham Mold and Old Cheese Kitten Meat Salad ASPCA Surprise Fridge Cleanout Soup Brown & Warm Lettuce With Cinch Bugs Pressed Ham (run over by the delivery van) Chili A La Rodent Slicer Scraping Salad on Brown Lettuce Pudding with Real Fat Cells (tastes like rice pudding) Anchovy and Chips Cookies Hot Dog - (no kidding - mostly road kill and abandoned, mixed breeds) Thorough Bread (we get our ingredients at the Meadowlands Racetrack) Gerald's Soup - small portions of whatever fits in the bowl, brimming with the aroma of Rt. 10. (Available at East Hanover location only)   Our Specialty Items Will Send You! Tuna Milk Shake - almost spoiled milk, dried tuna salad, sugar water , raw egg. Tomato Soda - bruised tomatoes, seltzer. Head Cheese Drink - head cheese, water, soy sauce, yogurt, cheese rind. Piss-tashio Ice Cream - sanitary goat urine, ice milk, and artificial flavors and colors (not legal for consumption in New Jersey, consult local laws, or purchase here and eat in New York where they don't care much about health laws). Pink Meat Chicken Sandwich - Four times frozen chicken, thawed on the counter until the ice crystals start to melt. Cold and raw the chicken meat is blended with flour to cut the bitter taste and spread on a very hard roll and covered with our secret sauce (ketchup and water). Special - Special - Special - Special We're The Only Restaurant With This New Menu Offering! Raccoon - The Other White Meat   Raccoon Salad Soup - Tender shreds of fresh road-kill raccoon, with brown lettuce served on an authentic looking "highway Rt. 46" paper plate. Raccoon on a Stick - Still warm and on a tree branch. Raccoon Sushi - Raw, On Rice and Chilled to the Bone   Why Raccoon? Why NOT! Although most wild raccoons in New Jersey are rabid, we think it's safe as long as you are biting him and he isn't biting you. (Do not handle this food product or eat if you are under 12 years old or pregnant because of a risk of a specific kind of illness which is presently incurable, otherwise - Enjoy!)   Wood Tick Salad Fresh from the woods to you. Ticks sprinkled on a scoop of raw meat where they continue to eat - until eaten. Friday nights we offer "fresh off the dog" engorged ticks - juicy, plump, and live. Please let us know if you prefer "behind the ear", or "under the tail" ticks - some say the tail ticks are the best! This page is just in fun!