You know you're a regular Wazu customer when...

You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

You come back from the dump with more than you took.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

Your grandmother has "Ammo" on her Christmas list.

You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.

You have a rag for a gas cap.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.